tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37440088.post7530266028899501880..comments2023-05-31T19:37:28.802+12:00Comments on Four Kids and a Fiance: Any Orrifice You Barstards Don't Need to Violate??Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03404613584296500571noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37440088.post-62646902858742070332007-07-26T01:18:00.000+12:002007-07-26T01:18:00.000+12:00I had the same sort of test years ago in a Joburg ...I had the same sort of test years ago in a Joburg hospital.........made me drink & drink & drink water, then took me from a prone to standing position & said "OK, pee" Yeah right! You've got half a dozen strangers wandering around aimlessly & others crossing their legs cos some bright spark decided to pour water from one jug to another. For the life of me I couldn't squeeze a kidney! I ended up feeling a total failure & crawled out apologising. Never again!Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06546956519928584352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37440088.post-5449606025889539112007-07-23T13:34:00.000+12:002007-07-23T13:34:00.000+12:00OMG that sounded like something out of a sick horr...OMG that sounded like something out of a sick horror movie!! You poor thing! But like Anne said at least you aren't preggers!!Lynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06740345393170781183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37440088.post-13848082610907754642007-07-23T08:36:00.000+12:002007-07-23T08:36:00.000+12:00Week from hell!! You poor thing - at least you ar...Week from hell!! You poor thing - at least you aren't pregnant!Annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17886198661034264422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37440088.post-43300065501968277282007-07-22T08:30:00.000+12:002007-07-22T08:30:00.000+12:00Oh how awful for you..... glad it was not me. I th...Oh how awful for you..... glad it was not me. I think I would have gone home and done the same... Have a good Sunday <BR/><BR/>JaxxJaxxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17358785668131154655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37440088.post-79488576032223187032007-07-22T00:48:00.000+12:002007-07-22T00:48:00.000+12:00oh my god - that is the worst nightmare i can imag...oh my god - that is the worst nightmare i can imagine going through EVER! Seriously - if a guy is going to stick his tube in either of my holes then he better fucking buy me flowers first!!!!!!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37440088.post-1640882039898599442007-07-21T22:39:00.000+12:002007-07-21T22:39:00.000+12:00What an awful experience - you poor thing!What an awful experience - you poor thing!Taniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11314146110990484008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37440088.post-58267544933704728852007-07-21T20:30:00.000+12:002007-07-21T20:30:00.000+12:00Oh sweetheart, ((big hugs)) Want me to kneecap any...Oh sweetheart, ((big hugs)) Want me to kneecap anyone? I'm quite good at it.<BR/>I'm also very chuffed that you thought of me while you laid back and had all your orifices filled. :PStephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486157834509821905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37440088.post-50922621452266831522007-07-21T00:06:00.000+12:002007-07-21T00:06:00.000+12:00Oh no. What a truly awful experience. I woulda gon...Oh no. What a truly awful experience. I woulda gone home and howled too. <BR/><BR/>As others have said, at least you're not up the duff.hawkeye23https://www.blogger.com/profile/02787892649237383016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37440088.post-84189636193835484052007-07-20T18:03:00.000+12:002007-07-20T18:03:00.000+12:00AWWWWWWhile it must have been a really uncomfortab...AWWWWW<BR/>While it must have been a really uncomfortable thing in person, it was a FUCKING FUNNY read.<BR/><BR/>Except for the part about you howling and being upset - that bit wasn't funny.<BR/><BR/>I'm soooo glad the real Jules now blogs.... you do keep it real, mate!<BR/><BR/>Hope no-one who wasn't warned goes near ya bits anytime soon!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37440088.post-940794001195533682007-07-20T17:37:00.000+12:002007-07-20T17:37:00.000+12:00I sat here reading with my legs crossed awfully ti...I sat here reading with my legs crossed awfully tight .... But on the flip side, at least they are doing all the tests to make sure everything is working. You'd hate to get your vadge reconstructed only to have another op down the track on your bladder. <BR/>You would assume they would employ people with personality not clinical robots .... <BR/>I hope you feel better soon ....**Mellisa**https://www.blogger.com/profile/02084717445181044717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37440088.post-18646969201415309862007-07-20T16:55:00.000+12:002007-07-20T16:55:00.000+12:00Just remembered something... I had a catheter in a...Just remembered something... I had a catheter in after my operation, and was I sweating wondering how it was going to feel when they took it out... I was "under" when they put it in... well ... It was KINKY.... I LIKED IT... I AM WEIRD EH???? I presume you did not have an enjoyable experience when they took it out.. I hope you are feeling a bit better today mate. And as Lee-Anne said, at least ya not preggers eh???Chris Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03599144462630400401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37440088.post-71292369988851840322007-07-20T16:30:00.000+12:002007-07-20T16:30:00.000+12:00Oh hon, how horrible! It's bad enough doing the pr...Oh hon, how horrible! It's bad enough doing the procedure itself without a damn audience. It's such an intimate experience and it sounds like you got stuck with the ones that have no personality plus when dealing with patients. I hope you don't have to go again!!Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12221362768923638404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37440088.post-11569577481112815972007-07-20T15:05:00.000+12:002007-07-20T15:05:00.000+12:00You poor thing. What a horrid thing to have to go...You poor thing. What a horrid thing to have to go through. I had a catheter just after I'd given birth by a newbie. After the second time she couldn't get it in I told her strike three and you're out.<BR/><BR/>How rude of them to put you through that.<BR/><BR/>Cheer up babe. At least you're not preggers.<BR/><BR/>HugsLee-Annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07256196843290508879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37440088.post-8105146186987166812007-07-20T14:42:00.000+12:002007-07-20T14:42:00.000+12:00oh yuck, you poor thing Jules, what an absolutely ...oh yuck, you poor thing Jules, what an absolutely horrific thing to have to experience. As Chris has said, why are they testing for or doing when they have to carry out something like that?<BR/><BR/>Hope you are feeling somewhat better today.Name: Lynisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09623187338341139349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37440088.post-59447820316749376562007-07-20T14:10:00.000+12:002007-07-20T14:10:00.000+12:00Oh my god, you do have all the fun don't ya!!! Wha...Oh my god, you do have all the fun don't ya!!! What the hell did ya need all that for?????? Why another one up ya rectum??? You poor poor tart!!! I am beyond glad it was not me is all I can say, I don't think I could have done it really....Chris Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03599144462630400401noreply@blogger.com