Thursday, August 16, 2007

Brighter

Well, bubble wrap aside, I still lost 400g this week!

How do I manage to do this??

Who knows??

I did have a couple of 1 hour walks.

I think I'm nearly over the hump.

I'm ordering some Ultimate Cleanse and going to kick start it all next week. I need a new focus and have been wanting to detox and liver cleanse for ages so I decided to follow Lyn's lead and give it a flurry!!

What I won't be doing is taking photos of the excrement that is released from my bowel during this cleanse. While searching for the stuff I found an American site which promoted some cleanse by Blessed Herbs and all these people had sent in photos of their gross expelled shit.

Now we are not just talking your run of the mill poop.

We're talking ugly, been stuck to your intestinal walls for a good 15 years crap! Foul. What's unbelievable is the photos of all Amercan women standing there with a stick or some other object holding up their half metre long excrement tubes and smiling all american smiles with it. What the fuck is going on in their heads?

Hey Blair, I've just done the most foul looking, god only knows how foul smelling, shit in the universe. Would you be a hun and pop in with the camera and grap a snap??

Too much spare time on your hands if you're photographing your turds.

18 comments:

rand(om) bites said...

Bwahaha...I'd be so worried if I had shit like that to take a photo of in the first place! A detox is great. I'm doing a 10 day one starting Monday too. It always makes you feel fab after :-)

Kitty said...

hahahahahahaahahahahahaha

you're a fucken riot

CaramelKitKat said...

Thanks Jule, ta very much. You HAD to go and write the name for that product and I believe you knew damn well what I would do with that info. Yes, google it!

I found the site and OMG! After bursting out laughing I started to wonder: how the hell do people poo like that??! Sure not everyone has that up their choccie starfish??

I hope your cleanse is much kinder to your body and that it leave you feeling great!

Anne said...

Can't believe they would do that!! No - please we don't want you to share a photo. The Cleanse sounds great and I bet you will feel amazing afterwards. I will be following how you get on as thinking seriously about it myself.

Lyn said...

Yes you can do the diet first before the pack arrives. They recommend doing the diet for a minimum of 3 days, so get to it chickey!! :D

Christine said...

Have to laugh for people taking picture of poop. But I also laugh at us for looking at the pictures, haha.

Chris H said...

Totally do not understand why anyone would photo their shit, that's just gross!!! Glad you are not contemplating it.... funny how we are all jumping on the cleanse bandwagon eh? But if it works whooop!!!!

Helena said...

maybe you should photograph your shit mate, so that the next time you stuff crap down your gullet you can go back to that photo and go ... omg thats what creates THAT! LMAO!

I take photos of Craig's dogs poos ... because they are outlandish, look like huge cocks n balls all over the back lawn - god knows how he manages it ... must be a male thing eh? LOL Would you like to me send you a pic? LOL

Take it bit by bit Wonderwoman! :)

B said...

JFC I have to remember to come here BEFORE I eat my dinner!!

crankybee said...

Can't comment - have to go look for link! :P

airlie said...

the detox will not only clear out your tummy - it should clean out some of those negative vibes too! If not, then maybe try something cleansing spiritually as well as nutritionally!

Mellisa said...

Thanks CKK!! This little sheep had to go look too!! *giggles*
Nothing funnier than poo talk!!lol

Steph said...

It's common for some Coeliacs to become obsessed with their bowel motions. I know I did.

I'm dying to have a colonic just to see the weird kinda crap that comes out of me. That's a fucking blog post on it's own you know. I may even take pictures :P

Wanna_B_slim said...

Just letting you know my weighin for Operation Smaller Butt Crack For Monday the 20th Aug .... 73.2!!! woo hoo I did get down 72.2 but I had a big weekend... as you will see from the pics on my blog...So oficially 73.2 is it!!

Wanna_B_slim said...

Omg... I just had to search that website to see what you were all looking at... omfg.. what a way to start my working week... arghhhhh and i havent had breackfast yet.... think i'm gonna hurl now...
How the fk can anyone shit a meter long turd is beyond me.. I bow down to those people.. they are legends!!!

Rachael said...

Hi Jules- week 2 result- loss of 400gms. I'll take it!

Anonymous said...

Weigh in for Krissy - stayed the same. Thanks, Krissy x

zara said...

Hey! Wouldn't you know when I check in, the first post I see is about poop? Figures!

Get over that hump and keep going! It's always hardest to continue when the inital fanfare starts to fade.

And is it too late to get in on the beating of my bumhole with a riding crop?? HAHA!

Jeezus - it's been so long since I've logged on blogger I forgot my username/pwd! AGGGH!