Friday, May 18, 2007

There's a Hair Up My Anus, Dear Liza, Dear Liza ...

A quick but wierd one for Friday ....

My hair is falling out in great clumps.

When I wash it I can end up with at least a handful of it.

We find it all over the house.

Blair often phones me to say that he has just bitten into a sandwich I have made and there is one of my long dark hairs in it.

Last night he came out of the shower seeming a little disturbed.

"Somehow one of your hairs has worked it's way up my arse" he said.

"What?"

"I was cleaning my butt and I felt a hair and I pulled it and I could feel it squirming through my arse and when I finally got it out it was one of your long ones. How the fuck did it get up my arse?" he asked.

"You probably ate it and it's just coming out the other end" I wisely replied.

"I don't think so!" he retorts and stomps off.

What, does he think I snuck it up there? Men!!

13 comments:

Jadey 0:-) said...

LMFAO! That's too funny.

Wanna_B_slim said...

OMFG... I am in fits here...
You crack me up Jules... Love it... poor Blair must lead a disturbing life ...hahahahahaha
Sad about the hair loss... but oh funny as hell... I think we all go thru fazes of hair loss... so unless you are being left with big bald patches i wouldnt stress about it... hahaha...

Kate said...

Haha, hilarious! Yeah you snuck it up there while he was sleeping, lol.

Mellisa said...

OMFG!!! You nearly made me pee myself!! Wonder if he liked it?? lmfao.....
Oh and the hair loss!!!...... I lost heaps when I had Talija ... I remember crying in fear that I would go bald!!.... Ayisha I am not sure about .... Jamal I lost heaps ... all around the sides of my hair line .... (If you look at the pic of my tatt on my blog ... you will see the small clumps of regrowth .... That you can thank Jamal for!!)
It is normal ..... and usually when they are 4-12months old.... apparently!!

LOL.... still laughing at Blair!!

Sarah said...

ROFL Bloody men aye!! so laughing at you 'sneaking it up there' ROFL

Oh and great about the yoga too! YAY

Lynda said...

How old is your baby? My daughter's hair fell out all over the show after she had Fletcher. She went bald at the temples and thin all over - apparently hormonal after childbirth. Its all grown back now, thank goodness!

Jenniy said...

lol Sorry about your hair, but that's funny!

Whoever I want to be said...

Men..... LOL

Jaxx

Steph said...

He should think himself lucky it wasn't down the eye of his dick!
Haaaaa!!

TrixieBelden said...

I'm sorry about your hair, but that is hysterical! I have long hair, so that has happened to me before, but I live alone so I don't think it has happened to any of my guests! :)

Lyn said...

OMFG woman!!! That is truelly DISCUSTING!!!!!!

Chubbymum said...

OMG WTF!!!!

You are a strange wee pixie!!! he he he

Love the post

Love Chubbymum

Tania said...

LMAO - what a classic! Perhaps it was the fairies that put it there!