Wednesday, June 20, 2007

You Know You're A Bit On The Porky Side When ....

You sit down in the toilet at the local shopping centre. You do your quick business get up to do up your jeans and see that the "sensor driven tampon and sanitary pad disposal unit" has opened it's lid up.

Without you putting your hand in front of it!

Why did it open?

Because the overlap of your fat arse and child bearing thighs hanging over the side of the toilet set that sensor off!!

I remember Ben saying to me when he was about 3 "Mum, why is your bum too big for the toilet?".

This is also the boy who sat at the dinner table when he was 4 and said "someone at this table is fat and it isn't me". As I was the only fat one I think he was meaning me!!

Although he's quite endearing in his own way it can get embarassing. Like when he said to Blair's mother

"You can't sit on our chairs Nanny, you're too fat, they would break".

10 comments:

Chris H said...

And after him you wanted more!!!! I could regale you with a thousand similar stories mate, seeing as I have twice as many of those friggin kids as you! Yuk.

Wanna_B_slim said...

Ha ha ha...dont ya love em.....
Mine told me the other day that i wasnt fat anymore... and that i am skinny now... isnt that lovely...
I sorta took it as a compliment....

Anne said...

Kids crack you up. LOL a grandchild of one of our relations wrote a story about her nana - and said how her Nana had a face that looked like a wrinkly paper bag!

ombites (mary) said...

Bwahaha...kids tell it like it is huh, no censors yet LOL :-)

Rachel said...

Out of the mouths of babes....

My son told me yesterday morning when I got dressed "your looking a bit fat in that Mum" (he's 5), to which I quickly stripped and put on something else.......hahahaha

The wedding arrangements are sounding fabulous!

Mellisa said...

I get the weekly comment "You're not fat hey mummy?" .... Sounds like a great name for a blog!!

Steph said...

My nephew once cracked up laughing at me as I danced around my lounge room. He said, "How come when you stop dancing your bum keeps moving"!
Argghhhhhhhhh!!!

Tania said...

Lol @ Ben - it's amazing how blunt kids are isn't it? Finally caught up on all your news, how exciting with the wedding plans, you've made so much progress. Loved seeing photos of the kids too!

m said...

ben (cracks me up) and my tommy should get together. I remember when I was doing WW and I had lost about 10lbs (I thought I was smokin hot). Me and T were in the dressing room and I asked him how I looked and he said "kinda chunky".

Emily said...

Oh dear, I think we have all set off a tampon sensor at one time or another!!

Wedding plans are sounding very exciting, so much fun!! Did you find some nice shoes?